Some of the things I write here, you will have gathered, are not 100% true. The following is an exact account of something that actually happened; On Saturday I was looking for something to do with my soon to be six-year-old son. We checked what kids movies were on and the only one he hadn't seen was one we hadn't heard of called Boonie Bears. Looked fine, he liked the trailer, I booked tickets and we went to the Prince Charles Cinema.
"a divorced looking man“ :-)